Shi-ha! tien abaluwa mankdone! Mature Content Warning:)
Infinite Parallel Selfie!
I went to a Quiznos the other day, and before I could say “Woman! make me a sandwich.” the lady behind the counter made haste and asked what kind of bread I wanted. She took initiative, and I like that. Looks like this world is going to be okay.
Funny and Dope
If I die alone, I want my tombstone to read, “At Least I didn’t get the herp.”
Love me some Cannibal Corpse.
Instead of “I just got an abortion.” How about people say, “I am getting a feticide.” The word “Feticide” sounds more capitalist, kinda like pesticide. Can you imagine a company that mainly deals with feticides?
Dr. Cozen’s Feticide Facility is having a May Spring Blow Out Special!!!
Dr. Cozen: "Our feticide specialist will make sure that baby wont be a pest to your spectacular life. Guaranteed!”