I need a disguise to beat the system.

I need a disguise to beat the system.

Hot dogs? More like Slot logs!

Hot dogs? More like Slot logs!

Sketch Idea #1

Affirmative Action hire for douche bags.

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Me: Are you alright?

Her:Yea Y

Me: Because I heard you’ve been cracking open beers with those manly hands. hahaha just playing.

Marriage

What makes you think you could pull off a marriage when you’ve seen so many fail?

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You say you wanna stay by my side
Darlin’ your heads not right…

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